[Verse]
There’s a man in the woods with a story to tell
A doppelganger wife who’s raising pure hell
Two meth-smoking cats meow through the haze
And a pot-smoking dog that sleeps through the days
[Chorus]
Oh life in Application Forrest is strange
It’s a carnival ride that you’ll never exchange
With six pill-popping kids running amok
In a shack full of love and a semi-flat truck
[Verse 2]
Breakfast comes late if it comes here at all
Cats chasing shadows while they climb up the wall
The dog's got a joint just a-danglin' there
While my wife’s looking good in my favorite chair
[Chorus]
Oh life in Application Forrest’s a trip
Like a psychedelic movie you’ll never quite grip
With the kids on the roof blowing bubbles so high
And the smell of chaos drifting clear to the sky
[Bridge]
Neighbors won’t visit and the postman’s long gone
But my wife says
“Honey
Who needs anyone?”
We dance under stars with moonshine to pour
While the critters add backup as the forest’s folklore
[Verse 3]
Each day's an adventure you can't replicate
Cats in a frenzy
The dog's feelin' great
Kids in the yard playing games with no rule
But this wild little mess
Man
That’s life in my school