Ice cold fridge side tap beer
dispense glass mug feeling kegerator
to be honest who's ever really storing beer that long
any beer I buy is gone doesn't matter how much in fact we all just keep drinking till the last beer is gone
and we smoke tough,
And eat heavy,
love hard but not messy
keep the room neat and tidy
And we don't get stiff like whitey
And you hear that whiteys getting pist
The kind that gets all
finger pointy and sHIT
fUCKIN thrown A fit
LoBBYIng for THE neighborhood watch eyeballing DAILY random steps
slow down or some shit
I'm fuckin doing the speed limit b**** youR lucky you don't get hiM aggressively talk to ending promptly after getting a boot straight to your stiff-ass buttocks ,awe Shucks ,guy, Gee fellas while you're picking on me guy ,cuz you're making me look bad dad ,come on why you always freak out stomping around with your flashlight in the bushes, shaking all my friends down boy scout ,do me a favor and flippin take Mom out have fun,1 without the kid ,have an I don't know what that is you should hit Wang Chung playing at the stadium or Rodeo or whatever so don't be a hater, no need for a waiter ,do not,do now, not later, get your cup filled with that .... it's the kegerator ,
Even if it does things
no green bottle beers for me
the taste ain't cool for me not even Mickey's gets a pass bring your own no glass cuz I ain't hurting ain't heard you ain't going to find that ice or not in my spot especially in my kegerator
my girl is cool
ain't no one greater
but even she can't take the place of the Kegerator
sorry hun got to get this fridge tapped his and hers kegerators there's a place down down below in a dimly lit spot cloaked in the shadow it keeps that as chilly as hell no sense oh well it's his nice place to go if you got time to let the beer tap flow maybe you might get some damn french fried taters Tater chips and the Feast for lips great beer flows here from my friend or for me from my from this from the Kegerator just when he thought he had the best cold brew and you knew what to do and the hell the freaking blue there's the curator hope my dad never finds out that his whole damn song is the Love Letter to his kegerator
Never be a kegerator player hater
Have a fresh tomater
Then we'll see you than
at the kegerator
