Out in the Woods
Up in Washington State
Somewhere up in the hills
not lookin for thrills
Up in the forrest
Scoutin lumber for mills
Barely Payin my bills
as it should
but never could
Livin life where nature can nurture
a barnyard could hurt cha
the mountain man no tan
small time wantin big though
Wasnt datin at all, bout 10 years past
Was this slump gonna last
im hearin loud sounds all around
runnin round in the bushes
Loud roars off in the distance
didnt get no resistance
And nothin to witness
One day while I was out way out way up man It was consistant heard roaring off in the distance
gave me the chills
aint needin no thrills
only got one kill
with a powerdrill damn squirrel shoulda ran faster nailed it with the heavy baztard
Im a dead shot blaster
A few days later
The Roaring sounds were gone
Didnt hear them no more
Till one night out walkin out in the rain
A large shadow of a Crazy man
Came shootin out of the brush
Size of his Shadow was huge
His Look was unnervin
I thought here comes a hurtin
the sound he made wasnt good
He stopped 2 feet about
turned his head my way
Checkin me out
I got kinda confused then stepped a little
bit closer not a clue what it was
Thats when I noticed his eyes lookin
like its tryin to hide and sniffin
changing the vibe into somethin
Damn this things a
woman who stood 7ft high body covered in
hair head to toe the look in her eyes like I was her grandprize
Wouldnt let me go She thought I was nice
didnt except a no
thats when she followed me home
It was allmost official
Squachitha was no joke she aint playen shit she coulda been flyin
ran me down like nothin i was huffin and puffin
she kicked me threw the brush
bout 60 feet cross the street over a woman woulda loved to meet I breezed past and hit ground fast pick up speed rollin down a hill wrapped up ended up in pleasentville.
Aint no yeti she bout dat pheti
Not from the Himalayas but she easily outweighs us
She abominable she'll break your lower
abdominal sack your ass so fast while you take a piss black out from bombs droppin on em like king neptune bikini bottom
Squachitha dont play and once she got ya you never gonna get away or go Uhstray
She hit the tag team off the rope slam down so hard your spinal column'll be bent worse than a fuhckin slollam
She aint need no skeez she rides the slopes with eez just a couple a sticks caution to the wind n shes ready again.
She got that wiff of my sent
Everywhere I went there she is
long angry stares Disturbing glares
Not excepting no for an answer
so unless shes the master
my life is falling apart
a natural Desaster tropic of cancer
is were i'll haft to be to ever be the same
if I do find a woman whos lovley
n its workin so right shes there to distress me all f'n night start a fight woopin all that comes close Male and female
loved my calm little life
no teedius monotany no Misogyny
just laid back somebody save me from my nightmare
Shes fin nuh mount me tonight
Im runnin shes huntin im doomed
