[Opening explanation verse]
So she laid it out like this
Shes got no patience
And there'll be no taxation
without Representation
And I was like come on baby
She just flipped me the bird
and kicked my stereo on the way out
[needle scratching sound]
"You aint got nothin!"
"Ehhh keep on truckin"
[radio tuning sound]
[80's new wave verse]
For my protection,
I keep my doors locked outside when I sleep,
cuz when some robbers
try to sneak in
my life feels like I live with defeat
is getting rougher and tough
I try to call you on your bluff,
you stroll around all acting sweet,
why don't you take what you want
buy what you need,
one shoe steps on another
tell me why we're flying
maybe I can come home to sittt,
one shoe steps on another
scuff my boots tonight
and I'll buy all my overrrr night
it's misdirection
steaped in perrr fect shennn
how come I'm so big you won't say
not without ping pong and some lights on,
I won't be mistaken boo shuhhh lei
I want a puff let's go Puff
I throw at fit and break some stuff
you can't just talk to the hand
stare at my feet
one time I could recover
call me the Don Juan
and I'll be flexin and call the s***
stop fussin on the cover
stop fuss count'em
stop fuss leads to another
stuff fuss leads to another
[70's Rock Verse]
you got me running stunning out of my face,
now all I got is all this rage that's displaced ,
why play me out
no no no no no
f*** youuuu
you get up too slow
before I post up and glow
why play me out out out out out
why play me outtt Douche
why play me outtt Douche
why play me outtt Douche
why play me outttt
you bumbling iggit dwellin hard on the past,
I stepped in dog s*** smeared it all in the grass,
why play me out
why play me outtt
[70s Deeonne Warwick]
everyday that I fake stuff
I too shake and bake stuff
then damn near pass out high on glue
so show me
a flowbee and play Shinobi
program Adobe
and have some kobe beef not tai
so I can eat up all my steak so gooood
[80s Dave lee Roth]
it's just an iffy show
and everyone I know
get effed up at the bar Steve's playing, boots shoved up an ass
people beaned with glass
who wants to stayyy
well here's a stupid wayyy
to get an Ocean Sprayyy
why can't they see a stogieee
if the tip blows I know
its the end of the show
why me want ,
why not me
Cause im just like sum phonyyy
really phonnny
if you only get a shot and it doesn't hit this spot,
then it might just be a faulty
Anddd eyeeee
aint want no slawww pee
no sloppy
Wont some little mouthy munchie
try a brand new scrunchie she'll see the ride aint that raddd
and highhhh so sad its hoeeeee mmm lee
such a fony... tooo phony....
Hawma bo eema
say ya wah
hawma bo eema
say ya wah
hawma bo eema
say ya wah
eema say bop!
SKIIII BUDDIEE BOP!
SSSKUHHH IBBBUDEEE BOP!