There is a town in a little spot in some County or another where everyone you meet is a oddity a quaint little place where there's a special spot with a special flavor to taste they call it duck sauce this is the best better than anything you could ever have had before is it substance best described as gravy life from chickens turkey or even beef but it's not the same and I can't explain I mean I suppose you could already make gravy this way but it's different less oily low in fat and considered healthy by the FDA is good in soup on top of rice maybe on some noodles plain mix some in some milk even put it on fruit use it to clean your shoes polish your car the problem is when you buy it it only last for one day or roughly that you can't put it in the fridge it won't get cold or freeze it of course and it's expensive and it's not always available it's a tricky thing but the rules can all be seen at Duck Sauce meup.org I've been told times the site is down will it gets kind of murky when you dig in deep cuz as soon as you do all the sites you find are gone but if you had to have friends and try it again it comes back on me I had a friend who went there at least that's what he said to me but I haven't heard from him in like 3 weeks It kind of frightened me cuz there's this one site that states over 30 missing people so far and rumors of people wandering around out in the Hills surrounding the town unruly angry and a total disregard for the decent common folk that lived there it says welcome to duck sauce on the sign but the sign has been there for a very long time and upkeep to be seeing anywhere I can't find the location on any map and I can't find anyone who's ever made it back I think people who tried to contact the proper channels to search and look into the entire thing but the only thing that get from all that searching is the knowledge that duck sauce was a wonderful thing apparently you'll know the place cuz the entire place is surrounded infested with ducks is loud so loud it sounds like a million broken car horns so I guess if you'd like to venture there good luck me I'll stick with the turkey gravy thanks yum
