As I spray down and clean/polish a prime location on the center east to west sides of Damn Fine Assiburg (using a soda water/vanilla/coconut solution developed by me due to 'Chronic OCDeisel' as well as 'Germiphobic Flybrosis' I hear a loud phrase being yelled across the county from the primary landowner. She (Assle Havyu Swoll) wondered what I was doing cleaning her up a piece of land that she found particularly valuable. I wasn't sure what compelled me to take it upon myself to make sure it was a beautiful piece of land. I just new it when I first laid eyes on that smooth, well handled untamed sweet smelling land. I always clean and prep my check it out land possibities. A wonderful Feeling piece of unfenced uncrowded unclaimed landscape.
I felt a shift and I could tell things were changing around these parts and similar areas. Luckily unbeknownst to me the owner had decided that she wanted no snoopin around her private land plots. I explained that my current financial portfolio was hitting an all time record high and my partner was under the influence that 'Big Buy Big Bottom' purchases is major and they aren't available everday. If I see one I like, jump on it, jump on it hard and dig deep. Check the bottom roots and really feel the soil so to speek. Don't be afraid to did your fingers deep in the the soil and really get a good sense of what kinda stuff had been planted in the past. Check for holes in the surface. 'Invisible hole growth'all the way to black root is great. Any deep splits in that backyard or an abundance of growth more than monor surface fuzz could lead to an unlawful broback scam. So if all things are clear.Smell check passes its scans and there's no oil leaks or drill patches. Do yourself a bigg solid and stake that claim. Rent the piece or ask for a courtesy visit voucher and really get in there and root around. Seriously, if your gonna take the idea of owning that piece your gonna have to give a you can give it. Don't just ask to drill(a already tricky process full of long hard start stop issues, sometimes a frequent drill
