Hey Man itz Christmas ,YEAH YEAH I NO. But wen u owe u owe this aint a charity.YEAH im boutsta go...
Slay bellz ringgg...
Cant u hear them
Cant hear S***...
Are we near them
Couldn't say n by the way
Itz cold as F*** out 2day
Snow bunnies b hoppin
No s*** u don't say
Got snowballs packed Up
Honey theres straight stacked up
Say What Who Where
Don't play
Pass the frankincense
Now ur makin sense
I'll b rockin around
As many trees as I found
Man my North Pole's pointin South though n while I'm out bro
Grinch Betta stay low
My plow ain't slowin down
Not even For a nativity display
Wont Vear
the course is clear
Run run Rudolph
loading up the U-Haul
Snowflakes fallin
Got Miss Claus callin
Tread marks burnt through any Gremlins in my way...
I c Dasher n Prancer
Nobody answers
Comet Cupid
they must think I'm stupid
Hey this ain't the winter ball
If I was one of y'all
Get your debts paid up quick
Cause man I ain't Saint Nick
Bet your out Stuck in the mall
Best stay off my s*** list
There will be "A Nightmare Before Christmas"
As Krampus my witness
Knock the lights off the tree
Smackin stockins n reefs
off the wall as I Deck the Halls
With flyin fists of Fury
jus try to run from me
n it's lump'sa coal for all
Shovin full size Candy canes
Where ur sportin Hanes
Chasin all u Day vid blanes
Write down gingerbread lane
Goody goody gumdrops
happy trails like Roy Rogers
yippee ki A muthafu'ka John McLean Die Harder then the Sears Auto Shop Jcpenney's from Heaven On the way Ho ho ho Here I go
White Christmas no mo Time Life holiday hits list Frosty's on his way With the Bing Bong Hear the song thumpity thump Across ur lawn
Ima Chevy Chace ur ass Ghost of Christmas pass
Hope u made it to mass
Might be ur last
Might jus catch u Home Alone
Where u hide out
Official Red Rider BB rifle
Shoot your eye out
Keep the change you filthy animal
Call it your major award
I'll give you something to cry about
So cry baby cry Scott Fargus
You give up or are your thirsty for more Show ur face tiny Tim cause
it's a wonderful life
Look Daddy an angel gets his wings The Ghost of Christmas present
It's not going to be pleasant
No tongue Froze to my pole
The Santa Claus says it All
order Will be restored
Pay up get up God bless us everyone Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah
Hip hip hooray it's Christmas Vacation Don't be a Kevin McAllister
cause mom's not coming to save you Best to check your behavior
Hey Clark the shooter's full Uncle Eddie type pitiful
From formable to formidable
Scrooged to Scrooge
My lethal weapon is a hatchet
ur luck could change Bob Cratchett Lock them doors up tight
Windows 2 with the latch
Stay safe inside tonight
There's jus one catch
Check your chimney
Clear the flute
No elf on the Shelf
Secure my loot Or Expect the boot
Get my milk and cookies Ready
I'll keep it calm and steady
the Stockings Filled with care
No need for fight or flight
Merry Christmas y'all batches
