🎤 [Intro – royal fanfare + moaning in the distance]
📜 “Ten months later… the prophecy continues.”
Welcome to the kingdom of cradle kinks and blessed burdens.
The Chosen Simp has… multiplied.
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🎤 [Verse 1 – dramatic dad panic]
I woke up with stretch marks on my throne,
Every waifu here’s in baby mode tone.
Slime girls sloshin’ with pregnancy glow,
Dragon queen’s got twins and a tail that shows.
The priestess cried, “We need more diapers!”
I said “Why y’all look like hentai pipers??”
I got baby bottles stacked like loot,
Nuns lactatin’ in a titty salute.
Harem so big, it’s a daycare now,
I cast “Pull-Out” but forgot the how. 😩💦
This is what I get for my mighty load—
The Holy One’s curse, the prophecy showed.
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🎤 [Chorus – royal anthem of regret]
👑 OP NERD — FATHER OF THE WAIFUS!
One night stand turned kingdom crisis, boo.
MILF patrol got my stats all drained,
And the baby count got me permanently stained.
OP NERD — LEGEND OF THE LOAD,
Sowed my oats and broke the code.
Every realm's now calling me “Dad,”
And I’m still too horny to feel that bad. 😏👶
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🎤 [Verse 2 – surrounded by consequences]
Diaper bags enchanted with boobs,
Witch nurse said, “We outta baby lube.”
Centaur girl said “It’s hoofin’ time,”
Now I’m cursed with a newborn slime. 😭
I went from hero to unpaid doula,
Caught in a spell by Milf Majula.
They asked, “Do you remember names?”
I said, “I named my sword — does that count, dames?”
My stats are jiggly, my sleep is gone,
I nutted so hard the moon said “Dawn.” 🌕
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🎤 [Bridge – lullaby breakdown, harp and bass drop]
Legend says...
The Chosen Simp would one day…
Fill the realm with sacred seed...
And create a new timeline…
of permanent alimony. 💀
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🎤 [Final Chorus – the baby army rises]
👑 OP NERD — CALL ME THE FERTILIZER!
I clapped cheeks and became an empire supplier.
My heirs got bounce, my kids got drip,
One’s a bard and one’s a titty witch.
OP NERD — DADDY OF THE DAMNED!
Built a nation with just one hand.
Scrolls say I brought peace through pounding —
Now I rule from a throne… still grounding. 👶🍑
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🎤 [Outro – nursery bells + moans fading out]
The prophecy didn’t say “pull out.”
The prophecy didn’t say… twins.
Now I’m raising a kingdom of cheek-born champions.
And my legacy?
Let’s just say...
It’s thicc by design. 💦
