Name blocked

Tried to sign up, thought I was clean,

But your form said “no,” like I’m obscene.

“My last name’s banned,” it flashed in red,

Apparently ‘Ass’ is a crime instead.

Filters so strict they snuff the light,

Can’t even type my name, not polite.

“Policy!” they scream, like a digital god,

But I just want to enter, instead I nod.

Every click a trap, every field a brick,

Your algorithm hates me — that’s the trick.

Name blocked, denied by code,

Forms gone rogue on the information road.

I just want to exist, but your system says nay,

Typing my name? Get out of my way.

Autocomplete mocks me, spelling fails,

Even my own identity derails.

Support says, “It’s policy, nothing to do,”

Meanwhile, your filter laughs at me too.

Trying to enroll, I jump through loops,

Captcha puzzles like twisted hoops.

All these digital walls for a last name?

I’m a human, not your filter game.

Clicks and loops, loops and clicks,

I swear your code is a sadistic mix.

Name blocked, denied by code,

Forms gone rogue on the information road.

I just want to exist, but your system says nay,

Typing my name? Get out of my way.

Even my reflection, my own damn face,

Feels censored by bureaucratic grace.

“Ass” is a problem? I’ll plead with flair,

But your AI judge doesn’t even care.

Forms keep breaking, I keep trying,

Some robot tyrant keeps denying.

Name blocked forever, identity stalled,

Welcome to the system where logic is mauled.

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