🎤 [Intro – whispered narrator + lo-fi beat]
📜 "She walked in with +2 charisma…
…but -99 shame.
The air smelled like body spray and destiny.
And I knew… she wasn’t main plot.
But damn if I wasn’t about to grind.”
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🎤 [Verse 1 – smooth nerdy flirtation]
You smell like a side quest, baby,
Random as hell, but I’m feelin’ crazy.
Dripped in gamer sweat and glitter,
You got my joystick stuck on quiver. 🎮💦
Got that look like you hoard weird loot,
Barefoot in the inn tryna play it cute.
Talkin’ ‘bout “slay ten rats for a prize”?
Girl, I’d farm your dungeon 'til sunrise. 😈
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🎵 [Pre-Chorus – seductive RPG logic]
🎵 I know this ain’t the main story beat,
But I’ll follow that walk with max discreet.
You ain’t the Queen, but you got that spark,
Like an NPC with bite and bark. 🐺💋
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🔥 [Chorus – group chant w/ fantasy FX]
YOU SMELL LIKE A SIDE QUEST —
No XP, but I’m still obsessed!
Runnin’ errands in them yoga pants,
Girl got me crafting dumb romance. 🧪💍
YOU SMELL LIKE A SIDE QUEST —
Optional, but damn, I’m pressed.
Thighs like lore, eyes like loot,
Now I’m simpin’ in a goblin suit.
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🎤 [Verse 2 – chaotic pickup lines]
You roll up with a busted map,
Talkin’ ‘bout “find my cat” — girl, what’s that trap? 🐱
I fell for it, now I’m in deep,
Fightin’ spiders just for one lil’ peep.
Got me fetchin’ herbs, mixin’ potions,
Rubbin’ oil with suspicious motions.
“You need a massagee~?” she said in glee —
Next thing I knew, I crit my knee. 😩
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🎵 [Bridge – lo-fi breakdown + anime echo FX]
🎵 Kimochi~
She moaned like a forbidden scroll…
Said “You unlock me if you touch my soul.”
I chose all the wrong dialogue trees,
But still got smacked by them double-Ds.
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🔥 [Final Chorus – louder, dumber, thirstier]
YOU SMELL LIKE A SIDE QUEST —
Zero gold, but still impressed.
Seduced me with side boob stats,
Now I’m hauling meat to your demon cats. 🍖😼
YOU SMELL LIKE A SIDE QUEST —
Achievement unlocked: obsessed.
No fast travel, just cheeky grind,
Girl had me moaning “I lost my mind…”
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🧻 [Outro – lo-fi harp and narrator voice]
📜 "And thus…
he ignored the main campaign.
Lost all his potions.
Failed every mission.
But damn…
he sniffed glory between the pixels."
🎮 GAME OVER — or is it just the beginning?
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