Verse 1
Woke up with one shoe missing,
A headache and a mystery.
There’s a jacket on my bedroom floor
That definitely belongs to me.
My phone is full of evidence,
Pictures I don’t recognise.
A video of me laughing hard
At something that was clearly hilarious at the time.
My friends are sending messages,
Saying “you were actually insane.”
I’m scrolling through the memories
Trying to put together yesterday.
Pre-Chorus
I’ve got pieces of a puzzle,
But I’m missing half the frame.
Everyone knows what happened…
Except the person with my name.
Chorus
I woke up with no memory
Of how I got back home.
A thousand little moments
That I apparently owned.
There’s a story in my camera roll,
A conversation in my texts.
I’m putting together clues
To find out what happened next.
Did I dance on a table?
Did I say something too much?
Did I make a new best friend
Or accidentally start a fuss?
I’m reading through the evidence
Like a detective in my room.
Trying to solve the mystery
Of the night I don’t remember.
Verse 2
My friends keep dropping hints like
“I can’t believe you said that.”
And I’m sitting there pretending
Like I totally remember that.
There’s a receipt in my pocket,
A name written on my hand.
Apparently at midnight
I had a very detailed plan.
My confidence was fearless,
My decisions were questionable.
Future me is disappointed,
But honestly, it’s kind of incredible.
Pre-Chorus
I swear there was a version of me
Who had it all under control.
Then she disappeared somewhere
Around the second half of the night, though.
Chorus
I woke up with no memory
Of how I got back home.
But everyone keeps telling me
I was never alone.
There’s a story in my camera roll,
A thousand things I said.
A stranger version of myself
Apparently left my bed.
Did I make a fool of myself?
Probably, let’s be real.
But maybe that’s the version of me
That finally learned to feel.
Bridge
Maybe I don’t need to remember
Every second that went by.
Maybe some moments are just meant
To disappear into the night.
But next time I’ll leave a note,
A warning on my door:
“Dear future me,
Please be smarter than before.”
Final Chorus
I woke up with no memory
But a smile on my face.
A little bit embarrassed,
A little out of place.
I’ll apologise if I need to,
I’ll laugh about the rest.
Because life’s a little boring
When you’re always at your best.
So here’s to the mystery,
The chaos and the clues.
I may not know what happened…
But apparently I had fun too.
Outro
Checking my phone again…
Oh no.
What did I post?