[Intro — Spoken]
Every time I tell myself…
“Just act normal.”
…
Five minutes later…
[Verse 1]
Walked into the room all confident,
Smile turned up, looking sharp.
Tripped over absolutely nothing,
Now I’m making accidental art.
Tried to wave at someone behind me,
They thought it was meant for them.
Now we’re locked in awkward eye contact…
Can somebody say “amen?”
[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t chase embarrassment…
It somehow finds me first.
If life was giving out trophies,
I’d win for “Most Socially Cursed.”
[Chorus]
I came, I saw, I made it weird,
Turned a handshake into something feared.
One simple conversation
Became a story for the year.
Every room’s an adventure,
Every moment disappears.
I came, I saw…
I made it weird.
[Verse 2]
Told a joke…
Forgot the punchline.
Started laughing anyway.
Now the whole room’s laughing with me…
Still don’t know what I tried to say.
Introduced myself twice
To the very same person.
At this point I’m just committed
To my own strange version.
[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe someday
I’ll master being cool.
Until then,
I’ll keep entertaining the room.
[Chorus]
I came, I saw, I made it weird,
Gracefully crashing every atmosphere.
Confidence on maximum,
Execution disappears.
If awkwardness paid royalties,
I’d retire by next year.
I came, I saw…
I made it weird.
[Bridge]
Maybe perfection’s overrated.
Maybe normal’s kinda dull.
If everyone’s remembering me…
Mission accomplished after all.
[Final Chorus]
I came, I saw, I made it weird,
And honestly, I like it here.
Life’s too short to fake perfection
When authenticity’s this sincere.
If I leave a lasting impression,
It’ll probably be something bizarre.
I came, I saw,
I made it weird…
And somehow,
That’s become my superpower.
[Outro — Spoken]
Well…
That could’ve gone smoother.
Lord_Icicle
