Naughty Mrs. Claus

(Intro – playful)

Ho ho ho… oh no, Mrs. Claus… what you doin’?

Yeah…

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(Verse 1)

Santa’s on the sleigh, ridin’ all night long,

But Mrs. Claus at home singin’ her own song.

She’s got cookies in the oven, cocoa in a cup,

But she’s textin’ on the side like “boy, wassup?”

Snow fallin’ heavy, lights all aglow,

But she’s dancin’ in the kitchen to the radio.

Red dress swingin’ with a candy cane vibe,

She’s the North Pole queen with a naughty side.

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(Chorus)

Naughty Mrs. Claus, breakin’ the rules,

Smilin’ sweet but she bendin’ all the Yule-time tools.

While the sleigh bells ring, she’s havin’ her fun,

Better watch out ‘cause she’s not the only one.

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(Verse 2)

She got elves in the workshop, winkin’ on cue,

Reindeer side-eye like, “we know what you do.”

She’s sneakin’ through stockings, candy cane kiss,

Every Christmas wish got a twist like this.

Santa’s busy workin’, checkin’ that list,

But Mrs. Claus say, “it’s my time to exist.”

With a jingle in her step and a sparkle in her eye,

She’s the reason why the chimney runs dry.

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(Chorus)

Naughty Mrs. Claus, breakin’ the rules,

Smilin’ sweet but she bendin’ all the Yule-time tools.

While the sleigh bells ring, she’s havin’ her fun,

Better watch out ‘cause she’s not the only one.