[Verse 1]
Walked in my room
What did I see
Chewy on the desk just staring at me
Tiny little paws
Big round eyes
Blowing a cloud like a dragon in disguise (what?)
[Chorus]
Chewy the vaping cat
What are you doing
Little furball cloud machine
Whole room fuming
I was in shock
In awe
Yeah my jaw fell flat
Next thing I know
I’m vaping with a cat
(what am I doing?)
I’m vaping with a cat
[Verse 2]
He leaned back slow with that squished-up face
Furry smash mug like he owned the place
Took one puff
Then he stared me down
Like
“Your turn
Dude
Don’t let me down”
[Chorus]
Chewy the vaping cat
What are you doing
Little furball cloud machine
Whole room fuming
I was in shock
In awe
Yeah my jaw fell flat
Next thing I know
I’m vaping with a cat
(this feels so wrong)
I’m vaping with a cat
[Bridge]
I said
“Bro
You’re a pet
You’re not my friend group”
He just slow-blinked
Hit another fruit loop
I said
“This is weird
I should probably go”
He passed me the pen like a tiny furry bro (oh no)
[Chorus]
Chewy the vaping cat
What are we doing
Two weird dudes in a haze just zooming
I was in shock
In awe
Yeah my life went splat
Somehow I’m here
Vaping with a cat
(chewy, stop)
I’m vaping with a cat