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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Checked my ticket in pajamas
Cereal bowl in my hand
Spilled the milk when I saw it
Every number
That was the plan
Next week I'm flying to Vegas
In a gold-plated tracksuit
Bro
Bought a statue of myself
At the airport
Life-size
In snow
[Pre-Chorus]
Mama said "baby
Be careful"
I said "relax
I'm a pro"
By Thursday I had a castle
With a slide to the kitchen below (woo!)
[Chorus]
Mega millions
Mega dumb
Throwing all my cash at the sun
Bought a rocket that can't even run
Oh-oh
I'm the king of bad decisions
Mega millions
Mega gone
Turned my driveway into a pond
Filled it up with sparkling soda on
Oh-oh
I'm the king of bad decisions
[Verse 2]
Got a car shaped like a chicken
It clucks every time I brake
Paid a chef just to follow
Making toast in the mall arcade
Signed a dolphin as my lawyer
Put my name on a star I can’t see
Hired backup dancers daily
Just to walk in line behind me (behind me)
[Pre-Chorus]
Friends said "maybe start investing"
I said "already did that
Dude"
Bought a theme park in my basement
But the ceiling’s only six-two (duck!)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[spoken
Mock-serious]
So I bought an island made of plastic
It melted in the summer heat
Got a throne of vintage comics
All the colors on my seat
Gave a turtle its own sports car
Rented clouds to spell my name
Now I'm back at mama’s sofa
But the stories still insane (so insane)
[Chorus]
Details
GeneratedDec 27, 2025
Duration2:31
LanguageEnglish
Style
pop, Bright 90s pop banger with male vocals, bouncy synth bass and crispy drums. Verses stay tight and talky with playful ad-libs; pre-chorus climbs with stacked harmonies; chorus explodes with gang vocals, tambourine, and glittery keys. Bridge drops to half-time with cheeky spoken lines before a final key-change chorus.
Credits
Prompt by
TboneBeastMode
TboneBeastModeModelAria v5
Prompt
Make me a 90s style pop song about winning the mega millions and blowing it all on the most stupid things possible
