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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Saw Dawson Studer
Doing some “gourmet” stuff
Staring down that Devour tray
Like it’s five-star fluff
Steam hit my face
My stomach cried
“Abort”
Cheese so thick
It needed a passport
[Chorus]
It was Hamburger Helper devour disaster
Cheesy chaos coming faster
Faster
I took one whiff
And lost my stance
Dawson’s cooking
Made me shit my pants (oh no!)
Hamburger Helper
Help her
Help me
Slammed a Mc Ultra
Just to stay alive
You see
If this is fine dining
I’ll eat grass and ants
‘Cause Dawson’s dinner
Made me shit my pants
[Verse 2]
He said
“Bon appétit”
With that plastic grin
Macaroni screaming
As he dove right in
Noodles did yoga
Sauce tried to pray
My colon packed a suitcase
And ran away
[Bridge]
[Music drops to plucky bass and rimshots]
Is this a meal
Or a warning sign?
Is this a side dish
Or the end of time?
I checked the box twice
Like
“Is this legal?”
Stomach doing parkour
Like a nervous eagle (whoa)
[Chorus]
It was Hamburger Helper devour disaster
Cheesy chaos coming faster
Faster
I took one whiff
And lost my stance
Dawson’s cooking
Made me shit my pants (yeah!)
Hamburger Helper
Help her
Help us
Slammed that Mc Ultra
Like a courage bonus
If this is fine dining
I’ll risk the ants
‘Cause Dawson’s dinner
Made me shit my pants (one more time!)
Hamburger Helper
Made me shit my pants
Details
GeneratedJan 21, 2026
Duration2:09
LanguageEnglish
Style
High-energy comedy rock with male vocals, crunchy guitars, slap bass, and big cartoon drums; verses bounce with talk-singing snark, chorus explodes with shout-along gang vocals and goofy sound effects; tight 2-minute sprint with a mock-epic bridge that drops to spoken-word before a final over-the-top chorus, comedy
Credits
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Prompt
I saw a Dawson Studer doing a Super cheesy Devour . It made me Shit my pants. It was so Hamburger helper that I Slammed a Mc ultra . My favorite genre of music is Comedy .
