[Verse]
I saw a Twatwaffle cracking wide
Doing a drunk cracking stride
They wobbled left
They stumbled right
A circus act under streetlight
[Prechorus]
It made me pause
It made me blink
Was this real or too much drink?
[Chorus]
WTF
I can't believe
The chaos that my eyes received
Absurdity in purest form
Twatwaffle's dance became the norm
[Verse 2]
They spun
They tripped
They took a bow
Like some twisted cabaret somehow
I filmed it all
My phone in hand
While they stared back
The weird unplanned
[Bridge]
Comedy gold
A viral dream
Life's a meme
Or so it seems
Absurd is the new profound
Twatwaffles rule this crazy town
[Chorus]
WTF
I can't believe
The chaos that my eyes received
Absurdity in purest form
Twatwaffle's dance became the norm