Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Flipped on the tube
Just killing time
Couch potato
Cheap lime soda
Then they hit the sand in a perfect line
Red suits
Big hair
Sunshine quota
Super slow motion
Somebody who pressed pause?
Gravity forgot the rules
Defying all the laws
Boing-boing physics
I forgot how to speak
Spit my drink
Did a flip
Hit the armrest with my cheek (ow!)
[Chorus]
I fell right outta my chair
Thought I died right then and there
Hit record on the VCR
Like
“Rewind that
We’ve come this far”
It was wildly
Stupidly
Totally too much
Cartoon crash landing from a beachside crush
I fell right outta my chair
And I still replay it in midair (oh yeah)
[Verse 2]
Neighbor heard the thud through the paper wall
Yelled
“You okay?” I just tried to crawl
Finger on “REC
” heart on overdrive
Trying not to blink
Wanna stay alive
Snack bowl flying like confetti rain
Popcorn in my hair
But I can’t complain
If this is how I go
That’s a decent fate
Just write “remote in hand” on the marble plate (hey!)
[Chorus]
I fell right outta my chair
Thought I died right then and there
Hit record on the VCR
Like
“Rewind that
We’ve come this far”
It was wildly
Stupidly
Totally too much
Cartoon crash landing from a beachside crush
I fell right outta my chair
And I still replay it in midair (woah)
[Bridge]
Doctor said
“Son
What happened to you?”
I said
“It’s kind of a heroic rescue”
He wrote “TV-related incident” down
I just asked
“Does that air reruns in this town?” (c’mon!)
[Chorus]
I fell right outta my chair
Thought I died right then and there
Hit record on the VCR
Yeah
Comedy classic
Future star
It was wildly
Stupidly
Totally too much
Cartoon crash landing from a beachside crush
I fell right outta my chair
And I still replay it in midair
Style
bouncy 90s comedy-pop with male vocalsbright slap bass and cheesy synth brass stabs. verses stay half-spokenalmost stand-up delivery; chorus jumps into big gang vocals and claps. cartoonish tom fills and record-stop fx punch the jokeswith a tiny surf-guitar break before the last hook.slowcomedy
Prompt
I saw a Baywatch girls run doing a Super slow motion Boobs bouncing . It made me Fall out of chair. It was so Explosively that I Hit record in the VCR. My favorite genre of music is Comedy .
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TboneBeastModeGeneratedJan 19, 2026
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