He was born in 1949 with grandma ida yelling skip skip skibbity
He rolled into the 60s never smoking weed with those shotwell hippes
He loves to work a lot, grow a mustache like a boss
He's pounding Stella Artois, sipping yaeger and blended scotch
It's Grandpa Bob, can I get a haump, ha ha ha ha haump
Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's Grandpa Bob, haump, haump, who's light, a haump, haump, Haump, Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa
I'm driving in the backseat, his head is bobbing like a parakeet, he's switching lanes a little swurvy, yelling "get outta the way turkey"
Hes planning out like a visionary, and sticking to the itinerary, watching DVDs from the 80s, and porn with hairy ladies. Debbie Does Dallas pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Hes sending out e-cards, while winning dimes at playing poker,
No more shmutz with Uncle horst, in the basement like a chain smoker.
He's grandpa Bob, hoump haump, a haump, what's going on
Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What's going on! Haump! Father's Day, the only day of the year I don't plan. Pshaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa
Daniel, I skibida skibida skip and skibida skip and skibida skibida love your balls!
Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Skibida skibida skibida skibida skidaniel
Light the skibidamenorah skibbidy
Haump haump. Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's Grandpa Bob, who's light, haump, la la haump.
He'll give you shit, then want his shit back, when you didn't really want his shit at all
Break it down , who's light, buy till you die
Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haump, haump, ah ah ha ha haump haump.
Haump, haump la la hauwmp
Motherfucking grandpa Bob
He'll give you shit, then want his shit back, when you didn't really want his shit at all
Grandpa Bob
He's a ticking clock, a clickity clock, Dee puts on his socks, eating liverwurst like a boss.
Haump, haump, motherfucking haump
Who's Light Skibida Skibida Pshaaaaaaaaahaaaa
Haump. Pshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haump
