I’m Jeff!
I am Jeff
I'm Jeff!
I’m gonna watch the door
This is me watching the door
Also, most importantly….i want to dance
Have you ever had a large horses balls inside your mouth?
I have had my balls inside a large horses mouth
My name is Jeff, I wear dresses into quick check
My name is Jeff, I wear pigtails on my red head
My name is Jeff, I speak Chinese in the bathroom
My name is Jeff, I think Pepsi tastes like
Blended scotch
Backstreet Boys make Jeff dance real smooth
Spice girls make him cha cha, feel the groove
Eminem gets him riled up, may just start a fight
Play him some Toni Braxton, get him feeling right
The night is young, I'm going to put on my disguise
Slip on my wig, I WANNA DANCE!
His name is ALEX TAINT
He is an expert furniture mover
Jealous strangers bashing in his windshield
He has the sexual voice of an angel
A crazy mind like Adam Jones
skin can deflect one thousand fly swatters
When he pisses it's louder than a pregnant rhinocerous
Blue Bloods, Disney
Terrible with Frisbee
Tom sellicks mustache in its glory on display
He will take a blimpie number one with some extra mayonnaise.
He is here to save the day, Allex taynt
Rocking the stage, melting your face
He stirs his coffee with rage, ALEX Taynt
Never on time unless he wants to dance!
ROCKIN THE TAINT
ROCKIN YOUR TAINT
HE WILL, HE WILL ROCK YOUR TAINT
DO YOU WANNA DANCE
blue bloods, Disney
Terrible at frisbee
Ginger is the new black, muthafucka, DANCE DANCE!
Backstreet Boys make Jeff dance real smooth
Spice girls make him cha cha, feel the groove
Eminem gets him riled up, may just start a fight
Play him some Toni Braxton, get him feeling right
Jeff is super tall, but equal to Chandler M. Bing in basketball skills.
DANCE DANCE BITCH
