Sunday

We drag ’em through the mud every single Sunday.

Tom Brady’s washed, tongue kisses his kid,

Call him the GOAT, Gay Old Ancient Twat,

Deflating his balls, Botox face,

Cheated his way through every damn race.

Saykwan Barkley, knees made of glass,

Runs one play then he’s back on his ass,

Soon to be a benchwarmer with a fancy name.

Giving free blowjobs at the gay pride parade

NFL clowns, let’s drag ’em all down,

Screamin’ “Eagles suck!” while we torch this town.

Fuck Michael Vick, I hope a dog eats your dick

And shits it out at Independence Hall

Eagles suck, that’s the city of trash,

Fans eat horse shit after games, no cap,

Throwin’ snowballs at Santa, drunk off shit beer,

Philly pride stinks worse than Lizzos muff beard

Zeke Elliott, got belly full of fries,

Crop-top clown taking loads in his eyes

Got paid fat stacks just to run half-speed,

Cowboys bought a bust with a munchies need.

NFL clowns, let’s drag ’em all down,

Screamin’ “Eagles suck!” while we torch this town.

Fuck Michael Vick, I hope a dog eats your balls

And shits them out at Independence Hall

So drink that beer and scream out loud,

We drag ’em through the mud every single Sunday.

From Brady’s lips to Zeke’s buffet,

We drag ’em through the mud every single Sunday.

Fuck the Eagles