Jason

Little Gregory, little Nazi

Divorced 3 times going bald getting old

Don't tell him he's wrong

Obsessed with penis drawings

Did I mention he's never wrong

Super racist, corporate monkey, hates the Jews

He's Jason, and he's eating lots of salad

Little Gregory, baby G, Baby G, basically Jewish

He has the memory of an Alzheimer's patient

But he'll remember what he told you, yea right

He's taller than Brian, but short on compassion

When the bathroom door is shut you know his ass is blasting.

Jason, the divorce king, queen of the sex swing, wearing a cockring.

He is always right, and he is never wrong

It's kinda like he's our full time work wife.

I WANT A DIVORCE.