Well my boss pissed me off today,
Said why can’t I be like jay
I said well jays a prick, and your a dick
And he suspended me for a week without pay
Last week I loaned to a friend
And explained I was in a bit of a bend
Well he didn’t have my money
Ain’t that funny
I’ll never give him a loan again
Ohhhhh
It’s a F A F O kinda day
And it’s time for yall to pay
So step right up
I don’t give a fuck
Your face is where my fists wanna lay
It’s a certified F A F O Day
Well I got home and talked to Jill
My girlfriend of 8 years from up the hill
Told her about work
And how my friend was a jerk
And she just bitched about the bills
Packed my shit and hit the front door
Ain’t talking to her naggin ass no more
All she does is bitch
And her moms a witch
Now her daddy wants to settle the score
Ohhhhh
It’s a F A F O kinda day
And it’s time for yall to pay
So step right up
I don’t give a fuck
Your face is where my fists wanna lay
It’s a certified F A F O Day
It’s a F A F O kinda day
And it’s time for yall to pay
So step right up
I don’t give a fuck
Your face is where my fists wanna lay
It’s a certified F A F O Day
Walking down the county road
Here comes that pompous sheriff Crow
He Said I looked up to no good
Man I wish he would
And he surely did, now I’m In jaillllll
It’s most certainly a F A F O kinda day
Ooooh
It’s definitely a F A F O frickin dayyy
Ohhhhh
It’s a F A F O kinda day
And it’s time for yall to pay
So step right up
I don’t give a fuck
Your face is where my fists wanna lay
It’s a certified F A F O Day
It’s a F A F O kinda day
And it’s time for yall to pay
So step right up
I don’t give a fuck
Your face is where my fists wanna lay
It’s a certified F A F O Day
Fuck you Jill