Uncle geoff

He likes em black, Haitian, African, Greek, Italian, Spanish, Iranian, Jewish, smelly, and by the way his name is Jeff, with a G. I'm surprised that he hasn't tried to seduce my dog yet. Jeff is a womanizer, with a love list longer than a Nathan's footlong.

Pink shirts in the summer

Black shirts are racist

Ron Burgundy, stay classy

Brick Tamlin is the Bassist

Ringer is here, so is Uncle Scott

Mike is here with a boot and a sock

Jeff likes them dark, so dark, so dark

He likes to buy them boones farm at the park

They steal his wallet and steal his watch

They pay money to feel the power of his crotch

Jeff, oh yea, let's talk about this guy

Jeff, oh yea, he's really athletic

I bet if he raced Michael j fox he would win

Jeff is fast, Jeff is fast, Jeff is ready to Blast.

Laquida, jaquelin, Jeff has left them holes swellen

Lupita, jolita, Jeff leaves them putas in da heat ahhhh

Zach stole my sunglasses, I don't have a big forehead

They make him look like he thinks he has thoughts in the shower

Now my hat is wet, I am upset, I want to punch Jeff's butt, and take my dog to the vet.

Jeff, multi lover

Turbo lover

Multi lover

Turbo woman lover