

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Got to heaven, there’s a line Take a number, “E-Devine” Angel at the desk in specs Says, “You ever filed your soul-tax yet?” Clouds are cubicles in rows Saints on ergonomic thrones Gabriel’s in business slacks Color-coding all the trumpet tracks [Chorus] This is heaven’s HR department Fill out form for your atonement Sign here, here, here in golden ink If you sinned on weekends, please tick pink Up here, grace comes with a spreadsheet Harps clock in to a click beat Welcome to eternal life assessment Heaven’s HR department [Verse 2] Cherubs doing health and safety “Cloud too small, that’s Cloud Eighteen B” Michael leads a trust fall drill “Catch your neighbor, love fulfilled” Coffee’s blessed but still decaf Angels fake their praise then laugh “Team-building at six,” they cheer Mandatory joy, year after year (oh yeah) [Chorus] This is heaven’s HR department Wing inspection, robe alignment If you hugged your enemies, tick “yes” Else we’ll schedule Conflict-Resolution Fest Up here, bliss runs on a timesheet Halos scanned at the front seat Welcome to eternal life assessment Heaven’s HR department [Bridge] [Band drops to jagged, stop-start hits] Seven seraphs in a stand-up meeting Sprint review for all the greetings “KPIs on saving souls Slide deck shows we hit our goals” (hey!) Angel in IT says, “Oops... We misplaced three prayer groups” Server room of answered cries Backed up twice in paradise [Chorus] This is heaven’s HR department Leave your ego in the basement If you raised your voice, that’s mild offense We’ll enroll you in “Advanced Patience” Up here, love comes with a handbook Take a harp and a long look Sign for your eternal cloud apartment Heaven’s HR department [Outro] [Tempo twists into a wonky, playful groove] If you’re late to your own judgment They just shrug, “Yeah, time’s redundant” Clock strikes ∞, they all clock in Endless staff party for the win
Tags
rock, Playful math-rock / pop-rock hybrid with bright, clean guitars in odd meters, tight drums, and rubbery bass. Male vocals deadpan the jokes in the verses, then open into a big, shout-along chorus with stacked gang harmonies. Bridge gets rhythmically chaotic and experimental with stuttered hits and dissonant chords, then snaps back into a catchy, anthemic outro. Occasional glitchy vocal chops and chiming synths add surreal, celestial sparkle., pop, comedy, math rock, experimental
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4/15/2026