Track · Apr 15, 2026 · English
Patch Notes for the Son of God
Duration
2:39
Language
English
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Showed up late to the Sermon on the Mount
GPS said “recalculating route”
Tried to split my lunch with the crowd, felt brave
DoorDash showed, now we got twelve crates
Turned my LaCroix into something red
Accident, now the whole group’s dancing instead
You walked on water, I belly-flopped hard
They posted it, looping as a prayer-themed shard (oh no)
[Chorus]
Make Jesus laugh, that’s the mission I’m on
Like, “who scheduled Easter with a time change, c’mon”
If you’re counting every hair, check this haircut, God
Who let me look like this, patch notes for the Son of God
Make Jesus laugh, I’m a holy glitch clown
If the kingdom’s upside down, I’m hanging around
[Verse 2]
Seven times seventy chances to fail
I used ‘em all arguing over kale
Asked you, “WWJD about this text?”
You said, “maybe stop arguing with your ex”
Tried to love neighbors, even the loud one upstairs
He practiced drums at midnight, I practiced prayers
You said, “bless him”; I said, “I’ll try”
You rewound my eye roll back in 5.1 surround (busted)
[Chorus]
Make Jesus laugh, that’s the mission I’m on
Like, “who put Leviticus in small font, be strong”
If you’re logging every thought, yeah my brain’s a mod podge
Bug report: human heart keeps spamming, “oh my gosh”
Make Jesus laugh, I’m your low-res cartoon
If grace is a garden, I’m the raccoon
[Bridge]
[Drums drop into jagged 11/8, guitars chime in sharp bursts, vocals chopped]
Feed five friends with a discount meal
Hit “repeat” on the grace reveal
Lost the plot, then found your eyes
Auto-saved my messed-up life
Ha-ha-hallelujah, glitch in the scroll
You remixed dust into a living soul
If you’re still here when my bit rate fades
You’ll reboot me past my patchwork days (hey)
[Chorus]
Make Jesus laugh, let me trip, then grin
You turn every faceplant into something to begin
If you’re carving out a place for all these oddball hearts
Save a chair that squeaks and falls apart
Make Jesus laugh, I’m a bright bad draft
You sign your name across my awkward paragraph
Style
rapchaotic math-rock/rap hybrid with male vocalsspiky odd-meter drumsmangled guitar riffsand stuttering glitch edits. verses jump between tight spoken-word rap and shouted gang vocals; chorus slams into a bighooky rock chant with crunchy power chords. bridge dissolves into chopped vocal loops and tempo warps before a final explosive reprise. high energyplayful irreverence with affectionate tone.comedyexperimentalrockmath rockglitch
Prompt
A comedy song to make Jesus laugh, rap, rock, math rock, experimental, glitch
Credits
Prompt byGrandStrike397
GeneratedApr 15, 2026
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