Jesus, Take the Aux

[Verse 1]
Pulled up late to Sunday
Still chewing drive-thru fries
Pastor’s preaching fire
I’m scrolling highlights, checking likes
Then my phone starts blasting
That playlist from last night
And every saint in section three
Turns and gives me side-eye
[Chorus]
(Jesus, take the aux)
You pick the song, I’m lost
‘Cause every time I DJ life
I end up paying cost
(Jesus, take the aux)
My taste is kinda sus
Turn my chaos down
Turn Your good stuff up
[Verse 2]
Tried to run my schedule
Color-coded, every block
Got my “quiet time” at 7
Then I hit the snooze o’clock
I’m late to love my neighbor
But I binge a whole new show
Got a Bible on my dashboard
Under three receipts and gum, oh no
[Chorus]
(Jesus, take the aux)
You pick the track, I’m lost
I’ve been vibing to my ego
Like it’s sitting at the top
(Jesus, take the aux)
Fade out my humblebrags
Make my playlist less “it’s all me”
More grace in every tag
[Bridge]
[Spoken, half-sung]
I said “Lord, use me”
He said “Cool, start the dishes”
I said “Maybe later?”
He said “You’re busy… with memes and wishes?”
I got “WWJD”
On a bracelet for the show
He said “How ‘bout you just text that friend
You ghosted months ago?”
[Chorus]
(Jesus, take the aux)
I’m done pretending boss
I’ve been skipping all Your features
On the album of my heart
(Jesus, take the aux)
Yeah, queue up what You want
Turn my Mondays, turn my mess
Into a praise-song stunt
[Outro]
(Jesus, take the aux)
You drive, I’ll ride along
If my life had liner notes
They’d just say “He fixed what’s wrong”
(Jesus, take the aux)
From brunch to 5 o’clock
If You’re running this whole party
I can finally stop the talk

Upbeat pop-rock parody vibe, male vocals. Bouncy drums, jangly electric guitars, bright piano hits. Verses tight and talky; chorus exploding with gang vocals and claps. Bridge drops to half-time with choir-style backing, then big final chorus and a cheeky button ending., comedy