(Verse 1)
What’s that noise, what did you say,
No kidding, the spotlight is on me,
Oh please, I didn’t even know I could sing,
I suppose I could try this thing,
(Pre-Chorus)
Why is it that I must do everything,
Can’t I die in piece,
What?!… wish for anything,
I guess I should speak,
(Chorus)
Hello everyone it’s the Ice King,
I’m speaking from beyond the grave,
I wanted to say thank you, but I’m rotting in purgatory,
That blasted fireball Kasai stole my life’s glory,
I hope you all know my story may have ended,
But another is about to begin, quite splendid,
Another hero another villain,
Although not quite as chilling,
(Post-Chorus)
It’s cold here without powers,
I’ve lost many hours,
(Verse 2)
If I could have a do-over I’d go back,
I wouldn’t wait for that pyromaniac,
I’d find his town and freeze them all,
Doesn’t matter now cause I’m a thrall,
(Pre-Chorus)
Why is it that I must do everything,
Can’t I die in piece,
What?!… wish for anything,
I guess I should speak,
(Chorus)
Hello everyone it’s the Ice King,
I’m speaking from beyond the grave,
I wanted to say thank you, but I’m rotting in purgatory,
That blasted fireball Kasai stole my life’s glory,
I hope you all know my story may have ended,
But another is about to begin, quite splendid,
Another hero another villain,
Although not quite as chilling,
(Post-Chorus)
It’s still cold without powers,
I’ve lost so many hours,
(Verse 3)
It’s not so bad I got what I deserved,
A seat in Hell was already reserved,
People used to think I was nice, and I was,
It’s my father’s fault, I was his just cause,
(Pre-Chorus)
Why is it that I must do everything,
Can’t I die in piece,
What?!… wish for anything,
I guess I should speak,
(Chorus)
Hello everyone it’s the Ice King,
I’m speaking from beyond the grave,
I wanted to say thank you, but I’m rotting in purgatory,
That blasted fireball Kasai stole my life’s glory,
I hope you all know my story may have ended,
But another is about to begin, quite splendid,
Another hero another villain,
Although not quite as chilling,
(Post-Chorus)
Ahhhh I can’t take the cold,
Is what I’d say if I couldn’t break the mold,
(Outro)
Thank you everyone for enjoying my chilling tale,
Does anyone have an extra life for my bail?,
No… can’t blame a guy for trying