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Hiss hiss hiss. This this this. Is all you’ll hear. High pitch noise. Scaring off all the boys. Not from the show, but at school. Yes, my daughter is pretty. If you have any uncertainties, you will know soon. There’s no room for boys in her life. Unless you intend for her to be your wife. After eighteen. Until then you will not be seen. I’m like a machine. Very persistent. Don’t resist this. Just keep moving. Or you’ll keep losing. Do you have your tickets? To what you say? To the gun show. Now go. Keep walking and stop talking. Off you go. Maddie let’s go. Boys can wait. You’re not to date. Especially if it’s late. Maybe there’s one? Baidryn is an exception. He’s in the right section. Catholic boy that treats you not like a toy. But as a princess. The other boys are relentless. Baidryn is persistent, intelligent, with high morals. Not like the other boys who are morons without morals. They’re out. He’s in. He wins. No sins. The end!