Prompt / Lyrics
It was a normal night, I was with the boys We were talking about Pokémon, specifically Blastoise Kevin said it was his favorite, I said it was a interesting choice Then I felt this pain in my stomach Something was coming and it is cosmic I was astonished Oh god… I HAVE TO SHIT OH FUCK I HAVE TO SHIT OUT MY ASS OH NO I FEEL A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT I don’t want to cut Brett off so I let him speak But a bathroom is what I seek My asshole is starting to shreek Just calm down and breathe God I hope there’s a break in this conversation Because I need to use the poo station Oh god… I HAVE TO SHIT… SO FUCKING BAD I HAVE TO SHIT OUT MY ASS GOD IT HURTS I FEEL A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT Finally there’s a pause and I say I’ll be right tobacco I speed walk to the bathroom clenching my asshole I get there and all the stalls are full I’m pacing back and fourth I thought I might to have to use a urinal for sure I’m knocking door to door Knock knock… I hear they’re all on Tick Tock Knock knock… I’m about to break the sheet rock Knock knock… I’M GOING TO BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN SCREAMING oh god… I HAVE TO SHIT… OPEN THE DOOR… I HAVE TO SHIT OUT MY ASS… GET OFF YOUR PHONE I FEEL A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT They ignored my crys I felt like I was going to die So then I sigh I know what must be done I hope after this I won’t be shuned I know the workers will be stunned I have to shit in the urinal And so I shat Then with that I no longer have to shit
Tags
Rock, metal
Duration
2:52
Instrumental
No
Created
9/17/2025