Rudolph's war

[ominous drone] 
[Spoken word]
Today was practice you see 
It was just me, Donner
 and blitzen just us three...
We strapped in the rains 
blitzen always complains 
the straps are too tight 
But it didn't make a difference tonight...
We came around the corner..
 we came around the bend ...
The little old lady ...
we knew we were
 going to offend ...



But we didn't care 
She was just 
standing there kind of 
 looking like she was 
in her underwear. 

As The stories host 
 I know better than
 most because I was
 the one that chose to
 run that bitch over 
and give her the hose. 

It was for all the times 
that the cousins of mine
 jumped in the road 
got hit and flipped 
Got sliced and diced 
made with green 
beans, bacon and rice 
and all the things  
that should make 
Sunday dinner nice.

So I trampled her ass 
I told the boys we were 
going to make second pass.....

This time I would make 
her life not last 
I made sure I stepped
 on her foot ,ankle, 
hip and shoulder.
I was going to break 
 them all because 
 she was a bit older. 

The second pass was 
done and to my surprise 
 I thought we were just 
going to pass her by 
She reached up between my thighs 
Grab me by my balls 
 like she was trying to guess the  size.

Now that bitch didn't play 
She knew what she 
was doing and she 
 started to say....
I ain't playing your 
reindeer games and I sure as hell 
Ain't listening to you complain. 
I'll rip your nuts off cuz I'm insane 
Just test me Rudolph this ain't no game.

 
I looked her up 
 I looked her down 
I looked her all around 
I said bitch listen here 
Let me make something vitally clear. 
You ain't got no power here 
Other than your hand on my nuts 
All of us are in the  rut.
I know you're old and 
musty and that cooter
 you got is mighty Dusty.

There's no tear coming 
 to my eye because 
 you're just about to die 
That blood flow out your big toe 
That I stepped on as we passed by 
Your nose is lopped
 off and ears are gone 
You like Mr potato 
Head that forgot to respawn..


With her hip crashed 
and her body smashed 
And losing blood right now ....
She was still alive 
I don't know how..
When in time it  did pass 
she started bleeding out her ass 
And finally died in the snow. 

Rudolph for the win or the big old Grin Rudolph with the win and  a big old Grin 

You mess with me will be two bitches in a tree





 

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