[Ominous drone]
[Spoken word]
Slashing through the snow
Hoping for a slay
Joker's on the go
Cutting all the way.
Bells on Penguins ass
Riddler let's out
A maniacal laugh
Two-Face going to
pass some gas
He's tryin to fight but,
They're all singing
slaying songs tonight!!!
Oh!! Jingle bells....
The Batman smells...
Robin hatched an egg....
We're still wondering
how in the hell he got laid.
The batmobile
lost wheel and joker got away.
Joker and Riddler stand in the line
Waiting to talk to Santa one more time.
There's nowhere to run
There's nowhere to go
Everybody stick around
For the fat man in the red suit show
Oh!! Jingle bells....
The Batman smells...
Robin hatched an egg....
We're still wondering
how in the hell he got laid.
The batmobile
lost wheel and joker got away.