Jingle bat

Slashing through the snow

Hoping for a slay

Joker's on the go

Cutting all the way.

Bells on Penguins ass

Riddler let's out

A maniacal laugh

Two-Face going to

pass some gas

He's tryin to fight but,

They're all singing

slaying songs tonight!!!

Oh!! Jingle bells....

The Batman smells...

Robin hatched an egg....

We're still wondering

how in the hell he got laid.

The batmobile

lost wheel and joker got away.

Joker and Riddler stand in the line

Waiting to talk to Santa one more time.

There's nowhere to run

There's nowhere to go

Everybody stick around

For the fat man in the red suit show

Oh!! Jingle bells....

The Batman smells...

Robin hatched an egg....

We're still wondering

how in the hell he got laid.

The batmobile

lost wheel and joker got away.