[spoken word]
[Male vocal]
[Ominous drone music]
Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please!
Please stand by for an important announcement!
“THE STORE IS NOW OPEN! “
Everybody's rushing in
We're all just packed in
Like sardines in a can
Your wallet's going to fit their plan.
Just open it up let
the money fall out
like grains of sand
Ho... ho...ho.... Merry Christmas
It's that time of year......
”It's on sale now”
Every adult has to fear.
When the prices aren't
marked very clear.
“buy one get one free”
What's that supposed to mean to me?
Do I have to buy two or three?
Ho….ho…ho…
It's a Christmas commercialization….
It happens every
year across this great nation.
We got Black Friday
, for a white holiday
that's portrayed as
green and red.
It's too damn early for this
All I want is to go back to bed.
Ho….ho…ho…
It's Christmas and you need to know.
What's on sale at every stow.
Best buy, Walmart, Rent-A-Center
Walk in the doors
and you're a winner
each and every time
With every step you
take that bill is going to climb
Walking out your broke as a joke
Like a heckler tried to poke at
the comedian that's on fire.
Because he wanted to take the show higher.
Ho…ho…ho..
It's a Christmas commercialization….
It happens every
year across this great nation.
We got Black Friday
, for a white holiday
that's portrayed as
green and red.
It's too damn early for this
All I want is to go back to bed.
It's really a shame
we have to go into debt
We had to face the pain
Try to live that paycheck
to paycheck.
I just want to provide for my family
Have a meal with some
turkey and cranberry
But these commercials
blowing up my YouTube
My TV , my radio
They're just stupid
they really need to go.
Let's turn the holiday
back to what it is
celebration of the
birth for the savior
and a chance to give.
A chance to give
A chance to give…
.
