Guns and Guffaws: The Chaotic Wizard

In a land of wonder, chaos, and might

There’s a wizard with a gun, shining so bright

He claims he’s magical, but truth be told

It’s gunpowder and lead, not spells of old

Meet the so-called wizard, with robes that are plain

Wears a crooked hat, seemingly insane

He yells 'Abracadabra!', but all that he does

Is load up his pistol, and give you a buzz

They call him a mage, but he’s just a punk

Firing shots in the dark, with a sarcastic hunk

He’s chaotic and witty, he’s not what he seems

A gun-toting prankster living in dreams

Oh, the wizard with a gun, chaos in his hand

Casting no spells but making his stand

Magic’s a joke when he’s around

Just a gun, a grin, a chaotic sound

Spouts fake incantations, as bullets fly

Laughs at the heroes who just pass by

No arcane arts, just a trigger’s pull

Turns battles into a shootout, kinda dull

They call him a mage, but he’s just a punk

Firing shots in the dark, with a sarcastic hunk

He’s chaotic and witty, he’s not what he seems

A gun-toting prankster living in dreams

Oh, the wizard with a gun, chaos in his hand

Casting no spells but making his stand

Magic’s a joke when he’s around

Just a gun, a grin, a chaotic sound

In a tavern, in a dungeon, he’s causing a stir

Saying 'I summon mayhem', with a smirk and a blur

No potions, no runes, just his gun’s loud report

A legendary fool of a different sort

So if you see this ‘wizard’, with humor so grim

Don’t expect magic, just grin at him

He’s chaotic, sarcastic, totally absurd

The gun-toting wizard, the loudest in the herd