[Intro]
In a land of wonder, chaos, and might
There’s a wizard with a gun, shining so bright
He claims he’s magical, but truth be told
It’s gunpowder and lead, not spells of old
[Verse 1]
Meet the so-called wizard, with robes that are plain
Wears a crooked hat, seemingly insane
He yells 'Abracadabra!', but all that he does
Is load up his pistol, and give you a buzz
[Pre-Chorus]
They call him a mage, but he’s just a punk
Firing shots in the dark, with a sarcastic hunk
He’s chaotic and witty, he’s not what he seems
A gun-toting prankster living in dreams
[Chorus]
Oh, the wizard with a gun, chaos in his hand
Casting no spells but making his stand
Magic’s a joke when he’s around
Just a gun, a grin, a chaotic sound
[Verse 2]
Spouts fake incantations, as bullets fly
Laughs at the heroes who just pass by
No arcane arts, just a trigger’s pull
Turns battles into a shootout, kinda dull
[Pre-Chorus]
They call him a mage, but he’s just a punk
Firing shots in the dark, with a sarcastic hunk
He’s chaotic and witty, he’s not what he seems
A gun-toting prankster living in dreams
[Chorus]
Oh, the wizard with a gun, chaos in his hand
Casting no spells but making his stand
Magic’s a joke when he’s around
Just a gun, a grin, a chaotic sound
[Bridge]
In a tavern, in a dungeon, he’s causing a stir
Saying 'I summon mayhem', with a smirk and a blur
No potions, no runes, just his gun’s loud report
A legendary fool of a different sort
[Outro]
So if you see this ‘wizard’, with humor so grim
Don’t expect magic, just grin at him
He’s chaotic, sarcastic, totally absurd
The gun-toting wizard, the loudest in the herd
