[Intro]
Hey, gather 'round, I’ve got a tale,
Of a Bard who dared to flip the scale,
Strings and spells, a chaotic blend,
Dark humor in a jester’s send.
[Verse 1]
Started with a lute, singing sweet tunes,
Spreading joy under the golden moons,
But secrets whispered through the tavern’s gloom,
A shadow lurked behind the boisterous room.
[Pre-Chorus]
One spell, a whisper in the night,
From bard to necro, it felt just right,
Jokes that rise from the grave's deep core,
Laughing at death, then asking for more.
[Chorus]
Chaotic chant, a melody of bones,
A dancing skeleton in the moonlit zones,
Dark comic humor, chaos unseen,
A necromancer bard, quite the unforeseen.
[Verse 2]
Ghouls and goblins, they start to dance,
To tunes that make the undead prance,
Casting jokes from a resurrected hand,
A humorous death in a chaotic band.
[Pre-Chorus]
Laughing with the grim and the weird,
Dark humor’s the magic I hold dear,
From serenades to spells with a smack,
Who knew death could be so whack?
[Chorus]
Chaotic chant, a melody of bones,
A dancing skeleton in the moonlit zones,
Dark comic humor, chaos unseen,
A necromancer bard, quite the unforeseen.
[Bridge]
Whispered jokes in a cryptic tongue,
Bones and laughter, chaos sprung,
From bard’s sweet song to necromancer’s grip,
Turning the graveyard into a comic trip.
[Outro]
So if you hear a lute and a cackle, beware,
Dark humor in the midnight air,
A bard’s strange path, both grim and grand,
The funniest necromancer in the land!
