Valentine's Mixed Up

[Intro]
On a Valentine's night, can't believe our eyes
Stuck in a situation that’s causing some surprise
Who knew love's little misstep could turn so wild?
Here's a tale of two lovers, trapped in the child

[Verse 1]
Lady calls, voice trembling, says "Help me please"
Valentine's mix-up, stuck in a sticky squeeze
Super glue, KY gel, now they can't escape
Hot passion turned nightmare, with no escape tape

[Pre-Chorus]
Emergency lines ringing, panic's in the air
Rescue on the way, but the situation's rare
Laughter and shock, in the chaos they find
Love's unpredictable, in a bind they’re entwined

[Chorus]
Oh, love on the wrong side of the line
Bound together, lost in passion divine
Can’t pull apart, stuck in the heat
Valentine’s nightmare, hard to defeat

[Bridge]
Rescuers arrive, trying to mend the mess
But the worker walks out, with distress and stress
Turns out it’s a family affair, a weird twist of fate
Tonight, love’s tangled story takes an awkward shape

[Outro]
So next time you’re feeling the love’s wild ride
Remember this tale, and keep your pride
Valentine's night, a story so bizarre
Love’s mysteries can sometimes leave a scar

[End]

Comedy, narrative storytelling, folk-pop, humorous tone, acoustic guitar, light percussion