[Intro]
Yeah, they call me Wizard, but don't ask me why
I got no spells, no potions, just a gun by my side
Chaotic magic, my own deadly brew
Welcome to my kingdom, where the weird stuff's true
[Verse 1]
In a tavern filled with misfits and oddballs, I stride
Wand? Nah, I prefer my trusty old sidearm on my side
Stacks of spellbooks? Typed out memes, I craft with a grin
Casting ‘disappear’—nah, I just shoot and they’re gone again
[Pre-Chorus]
Mystic robes? Fake! I wear leather, spit a joke and then I shoot
My arcane power's loud, not subtle, all my foes salute
Magic’s in my aim, I’m chaotic, wild, a little bit insane
A wizard with a gun, making chaos rain, oh yeah!
[Chorus]
I’m a wizard with a gat, call me chaotic mage
No chants, no magic hat, just bullets on the stage
casting spells? Nah, I roll the dice, and go berserk
This D&D's my life, I schtick, I shoot, I jerk!
[Verse 2]
Goblins laugh when I draw my weapon, they don’t even run
Just a quick shot, boom, and I’m done, that’s how I have fun
Fireball? Now I’m firing round after round, loud and proud
Chaotic? You bet, I’m the worst, the loudest in the crowd
[Pre-Chorus]
Sorcerers in robes, look at me with disbelief
I chuckle, flip the gun, chaos is my motif
No magic words, just bang and blam, that’s my spell
A wizard’s life, but I’m more like chaos in a shell
[Chorus]
I’m a wizard with a gat, call me chaotic mage
No chants, no magic hat, just bullets on the stage
casting spells? Nah, I roll the dice, and go berserk
This D&D's my life, I schtick, I shoot, I jerk!
[Bridge]
Spell slots? Empty! So I empty my clip instead
Enemies less than terrified, filled with dread
Gnome with a crossbow? I got a cannon, boom, boom
Kings and queens, they hear my name, chaos I assume
[Outro]
So next time you see a wizard, don’t be so sure
He might wield a gun, make it rain, chaos pure
In this fantasy, I’m the worst, but I’m the best
Chaotic wizard, gun in hand, putting your fears to resti
