[Verse 1]
Swipe right swipe left my thumb’s on fire
Every profile’s a liar every date’s a flat tire
Small talk drowning in a soda stream
Your favorite movie’s Cars 2? Please tell me this is a dream
[Prechorus]
And then comes the dreaded meet the fam
Dad’s a judge mom’s got a casserole plan
[Chorus]
Dating sucks worse than tying the knot
At least when you're married you know what you’ve got
Awkward dinners turn to Netflix shows
No more first-date jitters or parent Q&As
Marriage has its flaws but dating's a maze
[Verse 2]
I said "I like dogs" she said "I’m a cat"
I laughed too hard she didn’t like that
Silent car rides home full of tension
Can we fast forward to the pension?
[Prechorus]
And oh the questions they never quit
"So what’s your job? Where do you sit?"
[Chorus]
Dating sucks worse than tying the knot
At least when you're married you know what you’ve got
Forget the apps forget the flirty winks
Give me prenups and shared Netflix links
Marriage has its flaws but dating stinks