(Verse 1 – fast ska upstrokes)
Snowfall’s sticking to my ripped-up jeans
Doc Martens crunching through the Christmas scene
The mall is blasting that same old tune
I’ve had it up to here with silver moons
The reindeer union’s on strike again
Rudolph’s demanding better pay, my friend
Elf picket lines at the workshop gate
Santa’s in the garage, he can’t relate
(Pre-chorus – half-time punk feel)
He shaved the beard, threw the red coat in the trash
Traded milk and cookies for a whiskey splash
(Chorus – full punk blast, gang vocals)
Santa’s gone rebel! He’s ditching the sleigh!
Black flag on the rooftop, he’s skating away!
No more “ho-ho-ho,” just a middle-finger snow angel
Santa’s gone rebel, and the North Pole’s in shambles!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
(Verse 2 – ska again, faster)
He spray-painted “NAUGHTY” across the list
Told the nice kids, “Sorry, you don’t exist”
Mrs. Claus traded cocoa for a mosh-pit crown
Now she’s stage-diving in a wedding gown
The toys are spiked with anarchy signs
Jack-in-the-box screams anarchist lines
Teddy bears with switchblades in their paws
Christmas morning’s breaking all the laws
(Pre-chorus – heavier)
He lit the Christmas tree with a Molotov kiss
Said, “Peace on Earth? Nah, give me anarchy bliss!”
(Chorus – even louder)
Santa’s gone rebel! He’s ditching the sleigh!
Black flag on the rooftop, he’s skating away!
No more “ho-ho-ho,” just a middle-finger snow angel
Santa’s gone rebel, and the North Pole’s in shambles!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
(Bridge – breakdown, slow and menacing, then explode)
You better watch out… you better watch out…
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!
(Final Chorus – double-time chaos, horns blasting)
Santa’s gone rebel! Crashed the whole damn sleigh!
Burned the naughty list in a fiery display!
Punk rock Christmas, no silent night
Just broken bells and a circle-pit fight!
Santa’s gone rebel! Merry Krampus to all!
And to all a loud night—tear down the mall!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
(Outro – horns and gang shouts fading into feedback)
Santa’s gone rebel… and he ain’t coming back!
Merry skanking Christmas!
SchmooPac
