Company Dime

(Verse 1)

Clocked in at nine, coffee in my hand

Boss man smilin’, got his weekend planned

But me? I got a mission, subtle and sublime

Gonna drop some truth on company time

(Pre-Chorus)

Ain’t in no rush, got nothin’ to prove

Reading the news while I settle my groove

Got a throne with a view, it’s peaceful, it’s prime

Gettin’ paid while I poop—man, that’s the climb

(Chorus)

I’m poopin’ on the company dime

Droppin’ beats while I drop that rhyme

A little rebellion in porcelain prime

Yeah, I’m poopin’—on company time

(Verse 2)

They track my hours, watchin’ like a hawk

But they can’t see what goes down when I walk

To that sacred stall, yeah, the seat of the wise

Where every flush is a sweet surprise

(Pre-Chorus)

Call it protest, call it self-care

Call it reclaimin’ the office air

One man’s break is another’s climb

I’m takin’ mine on company time

(Chorus)

I’m poopin’ on the company dime

With a smirk and a beat so fine

Stickin’ it to the system, feelin’ sublime

Yeah, I’m poopin’—on company time

(Bridge)

Some dream of yachts, some dream of fame

Me? I dream of a bathroom with my name

The revolution’s quiet, tiled, and clean

The floor is cold but my soul is serene

(Breakdown)

Fax that! Email this!

But I’m sittin’ in silence, ignorant bliss

Your Monday’s hell? Mine’s just fine—

I dropped a deuce on the dotted line

(Final Chorus)

Poopin’ on the company dime

A little funk in the workday grime

Don’t need a raise, don’t need to climb

Just give me five on company time

(Outro)

Yeah, I’m poopin’… and I’m fine…

Right here, on company time.