(Verse 1)
Clocked in at nine, coffee in my hand
Boss man smilin’, got his weekend planned
But me? I got a mission, subtle and sublime
Gonna drop some truth on company time
(Pre-Chorus)
Ain’t in no rush, got nothin’ to prove
Reading the news while I settle my groove
Got a throne with a view, it’s peaceful, it’s prime
Gettin’ paid while I poop—man, that’s the climb
(Chorus)
I’m poopin’ on the company dime
Droppin’ beats while I drop that rhyme
A little rebellion in porcelain prime
Yeah, I’m poopin’—on company time
(Verse 2)
They track my hours, watchin’ like a hawk
But they can’t see what goes down when I walk
To that sacred stall, yeah, the seat of the wise
Where every flush is a sweet surprise
(Pre-Chorus)
Call it protest, call it self-care
Call it reclaimin’ the office air
One man’s break is another’s climb
I’m takin’ mine on company time
(Chorus)
I’m poopin’ on the company dime
With a smirk and a beat so fine
Stickin’ it to the system, feelin’ sublime
Yeah, I’m poopin’—on company time
(Bridge)
Some dream of yachts, some dream of fame
Me? I dream of a bathroom with my name
The revolution’s quiet, tiled, and clean
The floor is cold but my soul is serene
(Breakdown)
Fax that! Email this!
But I’m sittin’ in silence, ignorant bliss
Your Monday’s hell? Mine’s just fine—
I dropped a deuce on the dotted line
(Final Chorus)
Poopin’ on the company dime
A little funk in the workday grime
Don’t need a raise, don’t need to climb
Just give me five on company time
(Outro)
Yeah, I’m poopin’… and I’m fine…
Right here, on company time.