[Verse 1]
Woke up late, spilled my damn coffee
Merge onto I-26, it’s a parking lot party
Rubberneck fools slammin’ on brakes
Textin’ and swervin’—how much more can I take?
[Pre-Chorus]
Y’all can’t drive in the rain or the sun
Blinkers optional, guess that’s fun
King Street’s jammed, and Folly’s a crawl
Every damn corner, another close call
[Chorus]
I’m stuck, I’m pissed, I’m losin’ my mind
Behind some tourist takin’ their sweet time
Mount Pleasant to West Ashley—no relief
Charleston roads are killin’ my belief
In humanity… and basic decency
Lowcountry road rage’s takin’ over me
[Verse 2]
Bridge trolls on Ravenel, doin’ forty-five
In the left lane—man, how are they still alive?
Downtown potholes deep enough to drown
One wrong move and you’re breakin’ down
[Pre-Chorus]
Four-way stops? That’s just a gamble
Roundabouts? Y’all can’t handle
Cyclists dodgin’ SUVs
Golf carts ridin’ like it’s Daytona, jeez!
[Chorus]
I’m stuck, I’m pissed, I’m losin’ my mind
Behind some tourist takin’ their sweet time
From James Island to North Chuck I scream
These roads are nightmares, not a southern dream
No bless your heart—just get outta my lane
Charleston traffic’s drivin’ me insane
[Bridge – breakdown style]
Brake lights flashin’, tempers blastin’
Every red light lasts forever
Why’d I even leave my house?
I should’ve known better
[Outro – shouted]
So if you see me flippin’ the bird
Just know I meant every word
Lowcountry rage in my veins
’Til I’m outta these goddamn lanes!