Lowcountry Road Rage

Woke up late, spilled my damn coffee

Merge onto I-26, it’s a parking lot party

Rubberneck fools slammin’ on brakes

Textin’ and swervin’—how much more can I take?

Y’all can’t drive in the rain or the sun

Blinkers optional, guess that’s fun

King Street’s jammed, and Folly’s a crawl

Every damn corner, another close call

I’m stuck, I’m pissed, I’m losin’ my mind

Behind some tourist takin’ their sweet time

Mount Pleasant to West Ashley—no relief

Charleston roads are killin’ my belief

In humanity… and basic decency

Lowcountry road rage’s takin’ over me

Bridge trolls on Ravenel, doin’ forty-five

In the left lane—man, how are they still alive?

Downtown potholes deep enough to drown

One wrong move and you’re breakin’ down

Four-way stops? That’s just a gamble

Roundabouts? Y’all can’t handle

Cyclists dodgin’ SUVs

Golf carts ridin’ like it’s Daytona, jeez!

I’m stuck, I’m pissed, I’m losin’ my mind

Behind some tourist takin’ their sweet time

From James Island to North Chuck I scream

These roads are nightmares, not a southern dream

No bless your heart—just get outta my lane

Charleston traffic’s drivin’ me insane

Brake lights flashin’, tempers blastin’

Every red light lasts forever

Why’d I even leave my house?

I should’ve known better

So if you see me flippin’ the bird

Just know I meant every word

Lowcountry rage in my veins

’Til I’m outta these goddamn lanes!