Bday 40

I’m Jeff!

I am Jeff

I'm Jeff!

I’m gonna watch the door

This is me watching the door

Also, most importantly….i want to dance

Have you ever had a large horses balls inside your mouth?

I have had my balls inside a large horses mouth

My name is Jeff, I wear dresses into quick check

My name is Jeff, I wear pigtails on my red head

My name is Jeff, I speak Chinese in the bathroom

My name is Jeff, I think Pepsi tastes like

Blended scotch

Backstreet Boys make Jeff dance real smooth

Spice girls make him cha cha, feel the groove

Eminem gets him riled up, may just start a fight

Play him some Toni Braxton, get him feeling right

The night is young, I'm going to put on my disguise

Slip on my wig, I WANNA DANCE!

His name is ALEX TAINT

He is an expert furniture mover

Jealous strangers bashing in his windshield

He has the sexual voice of an angel

A crazy mind like Adam Jones

skin can deflect one thousand fly swatters

When he pisses it's louder than a pregnant rhino

He is here to save the day, ALEX TAINT

Rocking the stage, meltING your face

He stirs his coffee with rage, ALEX TAINT

On time, sometimes, I WANNA DANCE

T.A.I.N.T. Alex taint

T A I N T

T A I N T

DO YOU WANNA DANCE

blue bloods, Disney

terrible at frisbee

Ginger is the new black, muthafucka, DANCE DANCE!

Backstreet Boys make Jeff dance real smooth

Spice girls make him cha cha, feel the groove

Eminem gets him riled up, may just start a fight

Play him some Toni Braxton, get him feeling right

Jeff is super tall, but equal to Michael j. Fox in basketball skills.

DANCE DANCE BITCH