Tissues

Ready tazzy got some good burn for you so grab some tissues  Hold still…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.”
“You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.”
“You’re so ugly you’d make a Happy Meal cry.”
“I’ve been called worse by better.”
“Don’t stand too close to the heater…Plastic melts.”
“You’re so fake; even Barbie is jealous.”
“You bring me so much joy…when you leave the room.”
“Oh, sorry, I forgot. The world revolves around you.”
“They say there’s someone out there Your face makes onions cry.

33. Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.

34. Where’d you get your clothes, girl, American Apparently Not?

35. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist.”
“Wow. You’d be perfect if you could photoshop your personality.”
“Your grades say marry rich, but your mirror says study harder.”
“Oh, here’s your nose back. I found it in my business.”
“You must meditate a lot because your mind is permanently clear.”
“Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
“If you're going to be two-faced, at least make

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