To help you come up with some sick burns, roasts part about this list of funny, short jokes is that they’re all squeaky clean and great for telling audiences of kids or adults! When you develop a kid’s joke-telling ability, you’re subconsciously building their self-esteem as they perform them [Verse 1]
Tripping off the beat, yeah, I'm vibing in the zone
Got my mind twisted late night, using beats like a throne
Rolling with the crew, loose screws, watch it blow
Words sharp like daggers, precision when I flow
TAZZY got the rhythm, see the way I move
Bringing heat to the track, you know I can't lose
[Chorus]
Roses are red, and violets blue,
You wish you were pretty, and I wish too,
Turn the tables, make you fumble and fall,
This rap game's a zoo, I'm the king of them all!
[Verse 2]
Pouring out the emotions, like a fine aged wine
Got the lines that intertwine, watch my clock unwind
Trying to find the meaning in the chaos we pursue
Every rhyme's a puzzle piece connecting me to you
Got the vibe so heavy, like a bass that's profound
Feel the beat drop, make the whole world spin around
[Chorus]
Roses are red, and violets blue,
You wish you were pretty, and I wish too,
Turn the tables, make you fumble and fall,
This rap game's a zoo, I'm the king of them all!
[Outro]
TAZZY got the words, piecing life like a dream
In this lyrical game, I'm building my team!and help them grow in their wit, timing and language. Plus, all of these jokes are nice and quick so it’s not a lot to memorize! Use these when you don’t feel like being sweet as a peach the next time you find yourself arguing with a bully.
We guarantee at least one of these snarky comebacks will wipe the smirk off your enemy’s face. And the best part? You’ll walk away feeling victorious