Fuck,shit

(Bodfish Edition)

In Bodfish they yell "SHIT!" when the pickup cuts 'em off,

On that one main road where the signal drops like a rock,

Californians say "Oh my gawd, what the actual fuck?"

While the locals just spit, adjust their hat, and mutter "Well fuck."

Chorus

Shit, shit, shit-a-roo,

Fuckity-fuck, fuck-a-doodle-doo!

No matter how you dress it up, it still means the same,

When life hands you bullshit, just scream the right name!

Verse 2 (British & Fancy)

Brits say "Bollocks!" and "What a load of wank,"

Posh ones go "Oh dear, that's rather unfortunate, Frank."

Aunt Karen clutches pearls and says "Fiddlesticks and fudge!"

While her husband mutters "For fuck's sake" under his breath in the judge.

Verse 3 (International Flavor)

French people gasp "Merde!" with a shrug and a kiss,

Germans bark "Scheiße!" like they're pissed at the Reich,

Aussies yell "Fuckin' oath, mate, this is fucked!"

Italians do the hand thing and scream "Porca puttana di merda!" (that's extra fucked).

Verse 4 (Internet & Polite Society)

Online we type "WTF" and "This is straight cap,"

Boomers say "Gosh darn it" while secretly having a flap,

Karens call the manager: "This is unacceptable!"

Then go home and tell hubby "The bitch was so fuckable."

Bridge (The Kid Version)

Little Timmy learned "frick" and "freakin'" at school,

Mommy said "We don't say that, we say 'Oh jeez' you fool!"

But when he dropped his ice cream he screamed "FUUUUCK!" real loud,

Now he's in timeout thinking 'bout the swear word cloud.

Final Chorus (Everyone Together)

Shit by any other name still smells like shit,

Fuck is universal, baby, that's just it!

From "Bless your heart" down South to "Ay caramba!" up top,

We all got the same problems — we just swear non-stop!

Outronext time life kicks you right in the balls...

Say it with passion, say it with class,

Or just scream "SHIT FUCK!" like a civilized man from Bodfish.