Melissa hyping it up front, but Deadeye's driving) Deadeye's grippin' the wheel of the white truck tight, Eyes on the road like "I got this, y'all just sit tight." Tracy and Chewy jammed in the back like sardines in a can, Chewy's hip already whinin', "This seat's a torture plan!" Tracy's squished against the door, elbow in Chewy's side, "Move your butt over, man—my leg's gone numb and died!" Melissa shotgun shotgun, feet on the dash, vibin', Blasting memes on her phone: "Gold rush? We're thrivin'!" (Chorus – full squad yelling over the engine roar) No gold! Just cold! Freezin' our asses off! Deadeye drivin' steady, but we still lost the plot! Tracy and Chewy backseat fightin' for space, Chewy's hip poppin' like fireworks in disgrace! Out of breath from hikin', rocks kickin' our shins, Pans full of nothin'—welcome to broke-ass wins! Deadeye, Tracy, Chewy, Melissa crew, Chased Kern River riches… came back lookin' like poo! (Verse 2 – Tracy and Chewy backseat roast) Backseat duo: Tracy yellin' "Watch the bumps, Deadeye!" Chewy groanin' every pothole: "My hip just said goodbye!" Melissa turns around: "Y'all look miserable back there, Like two clowns in a clown car—zero gold to spare!" We hit the trail, hike over boulders like pros (nah), Chewy limpin' behind, usin' Tracy as his crutch, whoa. Deadeye up front scoutin', "Gold's gotta be here somewhere!" Ten pans later: zilch. Just ice water and despair. (Bridge – group whine session by the river) Deadeye: "I drove us all this way for frozen fingers?" Tracy: "Back seat was hell—Chewy's hip still lingers!" Chewy: "Next time I'm stayin' home with heat and snacks." Melissa: "At least we got content… and frostbitten backs." Shiverin' squad, teeth chatterin', no sparkle in sight, Just regrets and blue lips under the freezin' light. (Final Chorus – chaotic, laughing through the pain) No gold! Just cold! Freezin' our asses off! Deadeye drivin' home now, heater blastin' full force! Tracy and Chewy finally stretchin' in the back, Chewy's hip still mad, but we got the laughs intact! Out of breath legends, rock-climbin' flops, White truck survivors—next adventure? Maybe not! Deadeye, Tracy, Chewy, Melissa squad supreme, Kern River tried to kill us… but we lived the meme!