We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of dignity
That time you used my pillow as your emergency pee
You used to think I was sweet
Now you aim at my toothbrush while I'm fast asleep
[Chorus]
Oh-oh, why'd you pee in my coffee this morning?
That kinda thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't pee on me anymore
[Verse 2]
I knew that we were having problems when
You filled up my sneakers and called it "rain" again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that fly?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You do target practice on my side of the bed each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you hosed down my laptop like it needed a bath
[Chorus]
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this yellow puddle
Doing in my guitar case again?
Sometimes I get to thinking you don't pee on me anymore
[Verse 3]
You slammed my face down on the toilet seat grill
Now my nose is all healing but my heart never will
You set my laundry on fire (with your stream)
You pulled out my dignity with an old pair of tweezers
You think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
You wrote your name in the snow... on my new Jeep
You drilled a hole in my favorite chair
Then you marked it like a fire hydrant and left it right there
[Final Chorus]
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You used to aim so much better before
Honey, something tells me you don't pee on me anymore
(soft fading)
No no no...
Got a funny feeling you don't pee on me anymore...
TracyCleveland77
