You’re on a diet, say you’re feelin’ kinda pissed
But that pizza smell is callin’ like a big fat twist
Your girl says “Don’t you dare”, she’s givin’ you the eye
But fuck that noise, just crank it up and take a deep-ass whiff, guy!
Your stomach’s growlin’, but your mouth is on strike
So stick your fuckin’ nose in there and take a big ol’ hike
Mashed potatoes, chicken wings, that warm fresh bread
One sniff and you’re in heaven, motherfuckers, full speed ahead!
[Chorus]
Gonna get that food high, boy,
[Verse 2]
Don’t want the calories, don’t want the bloat
But that Taco Bell drive-thru got you by the throat
Burrito supreme, that greasy orange glow
Shove your whole damn face in the bag and let that aroma blow
Your boss walks in, catches you sniffin’ last night’s wings
You say “It’s aromatherapy, motherfucker, let me do my thing!”
The whole office smellin’ like a Chinese buffet
HR’s losin’ their shit but your nose just saved the day
Don’t cook it, don’t chew it, bitch ), just sniff it (sniff it)
Get that dopamine hit, boy, just sniff it!
[Bridge]
Spoken, sniffing loudly
Mmm… oh fuck yeah… that’s the good shit…
C’mon, get your nose in there… deeper…
(massive sniff)
I’m in the zone now!
[Verse 3]
Leftovers in the fridge from two weeks ago
Green fuzzy mystery but your nose says “Let’s go!”
One sniff and you’re transported back to Tuesday night
Food poisoning? Worth it for that nostalgic bite… of air, alright!
Your girl left you, said “This relationship stinks”
You said “Baby that’s the point!” while sniffin’ her kitchen sink
Now you’re single, happy, livin’ that sniff life
Got a whole-ass collection of takeout bags for the late-night hype bigger & chaotic]
Just sniff the
Whole damn buffet in your nostrils, bitch just