Intro – whisper moan buildup, beat swelling in]
[anime girl whisper, breathy, reverb maxed]
Mmm~ it’s Tentacle Tuesday…
Don’t be shy, senpai… they only grab with consent~
[beat drops with slimy “splat” sound + high-pitched giggle]
[Verse 1 – electro bass kicks in, dead serious narrator voice]
I met a girl at the ramen shop,
Winked at me while she slurped nonstop.
Said “My body’s like miso soup—
Hot, salty, and spills if you move too soon.”
We vibed like hentai in the rain,
She wore cat ears, I forgot her name.
Called me Oni-chan, whispered “bite me,”
Now we’re banned from every karaoke night, see—
[Pre-Chorus – slow down, moan loop building]
[moan FX loop: “nani?~ ahh~ yamete~” — panned L/R]
She said she’s into plot, not just thighs...
Then whipped out a doujin that made me cry.
Flipped to page 69 and said: “Read me.”
[bass filter sweep — prepare for drop]
I said: “Only if you voice-act... freely.” 😳
[Chorus – big synth lead, layered moans, shouted hook]
HOOK:
It’s Tentacle Tuesday, let’s get sussy!
Waifu’s jiggling, cheeks so plushy!
Cosplay’s tight, them seams are bustin’!
And the sushi’s wet like—hey don’t touch me!
Call & Response (shouted)
Nani?! — Senpai!
Yamete! — Let’s try!
UwU! — Owo!
Tentacle Tuesday, GO GO GO!
[moan stutter FX: *“ahn~ ahn~ ahn~” synced to kick]
[Verse 2 – faster flow, double entendres overload]
She said she’s got a “Gundam-sized cockpit,”
And I’m like… girl, I’m ready to pilot.
She’s got more curves than Rainbow Road,
And a “power level” that... overloads.
I brought Pocky and she brought handcuffs,
She said: “You the main dish or just background fluff?”
Now I’m sweating like Naruto filler,
Tryna dodge all her chakra triggers.
[Bridge – whispered duet with anime girl voice + rap guy]
[anime voice: panned L/R, slow breathy delivery]
I’m a neko with a secret…
Ahegao face with no regrets…
My OnlyFans got banned for too much lore…
But you can tip with ramen or more… 🍜
[deep male whisper under her]
I’ll Venmo you my love… uncensored.
[Final Chorus – all FX engaged, chaotic rave energy]
It’s Tentacle Tuesday, release the beast!
She’s blushing like her HP decreased!
We got glowsticks, socks, and oral lore!
This anime rave’s rated H for MORE.
Call & Response (crowd chant):
Nani?! — Senpai!
Thigh highs! — Goodbye!
Pillow fight! — Hentai!
Tentacle Tuesday never dies!
[Outro – moan echoes fading into bass hum]
[whispered anime voice]
Mmm~ tentacles optional…
Consent… mandatory…
Next week is Femboy Friday…
Don’t be late… 🫦
[splat sound + fadeout laugh]
