Yo, gather ‘round the campfire…
S’mores in one hand, solar panel in the other.
This ain’t your daddy’s wilderness…
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[Verse 1]
Smoke in my eyes but my flames they still blazin’
Tent half up and the squirrels lookin’ brazen
Forgot my bug spray, feelin’ like a feast
Got a raccoon eyein’ my chips like a beast
Fire pit poppin’, marshmallow droppin’
Chairs all crooked, but we still not stoppin’
Sticks in my socks, and I stepped in some doo
But I still spit bars like a skunk near you
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[Hook]
I’m blazin’ trails and burnin’ snacks
Tesla parked by the mountain tracks
Solar-chargin’ while I’m chillin’ with raccoons
Bluetooth speaker playin’ campfire tunes
No map, no plan, just vibes and snacks
Got a compass app and some questionable facts
Nature’s wild, but my drip’s intact
Flannel shirt with a power pack
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[Verse 2]
Got a Tesla now, that sh*t’s amazing
Campground flexin’ while the gas dudes pacin’
“Where’s the plug?” they ask, all confused
Meanwhile I’m watchin’ Netflix with forest views
Bear-proof cooler, but not squirrel-proof
Woke up missin’ one marshmallow and a tooth
Pan’s on fire, eggs turned black
But I call it “wood-fired breakfast” — I’m back
Tried to fish with a drone, line got stuck
Lost a sock to a goose with an attitude — bruh
Nature don’t care ‘bout your smart tech dreams
You can’t AirDrop lunch to a mountain stream
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[Hook – Repeat with more attitude]
I’m blazin’ trails and burnin’ snacks
Tesla parked by the mountain tracks
Solar-chargin’ while I’m chillin’ with raccoons
Bluetooth speaker playin’ campfire tunes
No map, no plan, just vibes and snacks
Got a compass app and some questionable facts
Nature’s wild, but my drip’s intact
Flannel shirt with a power pack
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[Bridge – Half-Rapped, Half-Yelled]
Forgot my lighter, used a magnifying lens
Took two hours, but now we got friends
Tent blew over, I’m sleepin’ in the frunk
Call me Elon Musk… if he smelled like skunk
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[Outro]
So next time you camp, just do it my way
With zero emissions and max dismay
Bring a charger, some snacks, and bars
And maybe don’t trust chipmunks with your granola bars